TitleBot: Food Version

This went on FOREVER. I am cutting it down to only share my favorites or the ones that got commented on. :-)

ThePhan: That sounds like a food I'd come up with playing that cookbook title-mixing game with the siblings.

Randy: hehe

Randy: We need that to be a bot game.

ThePhan: I've always thought it'd be a good one to incorporate into TitleBot.

Maryam: Cookbook title-mixing game?

ThePhan: One of these days I'll compile words for it.

Goosey: yesss

ThePhan: Maryam: I'd go through a cookbook and read the first word of the first recipe's title, the second of the next, the third of the next, and so on, until I ran out of words. Then I'd start over.

* ThePhan finds the Facebook notes about them so she can republish them on her blog for all to read.

Maryam: That sounds fun.

Maryam: Did you have any ending incongruously with "with" or something?

ThePhan: I did have a couple. In fact, there are a couple in this note. Heh.

Maryam: We really need food in TitleBot somehow.

Maryam: But I would probably be handicapped by trying to combine stuff that actually sounded good.

Maryam: Rather than goofy.

Goosey: hehe

ThePhan: All righty. Here 'tis: http://unpublishedforareason.blogspot.com/2012/03/my-old-list-of-bizarre-fake-foods.html

ThePhan: It's combined from the two separate Facebook notes I wrote about them, because they made me laugh too hard to NOT save the list forever.

They read through the list and then . . .

Goosey: I'm going to have to play this game now

Goosey: In fact . . .. I think I have a cook book right here . . .

Goosey: Ah yes. The "Favorite Brand NAme Classic Recipe Collection"

Goosey: "Crispy Smoothies" what?

Goosey: "Hot Dip"

Maryam: That's what you'd call getting into a jacuzzi.

Goosey: "Pesto Stuffed Bloody" er.

Maryam: o.o

ThePhan: Goosey: Uh.

Maryam: Ok, I have to get in on this now.

Goosey: "Lipton Steaks Steak with"

Maryam: "Warm Salad" ewww

Goosey: LOL

Maryam: haha "Chicken Fast Chicken"

LaZorra: You people have very odd diets.

Goosey: CHICKEN FAST CHICKEN

Maryam: Oh my goodness. I also have here "Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken". Not kidding.

ThePhan: Maryam: LOL LOL LOL

ThePhan: NOT ENOUGH CHICKEN

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

TalkingDog: Teh bets chicken chicken.

ThePhan: I'm just picturing a table overflowing with chicken in various dishes.

Goosey: "Turkey Chicken Chicken"

Goosey: Does a Turkey Chicken Chicken beat a Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken?

Maryam: I bet you'd have more success stuffing a chicken into a chicken into a turkey, so maybe?

Maryam: Chicken has ceased to look like a word.

Maryam: "Honey Lover's Company" .... errr, that sounds like a bordello.

TalkingDog: Hmm. Chicken broth plus chicken plus... chicken in a biscuit? Need one more.

Goosey: LOL

Maryam: "Finger &"

LaZorra: Maryam: I do not want to know what comes after the &

LaZorra: A brief moment of flipping through my own cookbooks renders "Clear Soup Bisque," which sounds dangerously vague.

Maryam: "Not-Rolled Sliders"

Maryam: Cool, good to know you aren't rolling up my sliders...

Randy: "Russion Ice-Box Babies"

Maryam: Randy: LOL LOL

ThePhan: AND RUSSIAN ICE BOX BABIES

ThePhan: TO BE SERVED WITH DANISH ICE BABIES

LaZorra: I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT RUSSIAN ICEBOX BABIES

* ThePhan high fives LaZorra

* LaZorra high-fives Phan!

Goosey: LOL LOL LOL

Goosey: "Turkey Chicken Duck" NOT JOKING

Maryam: "Dinosaur Corned" Wait, where the heck did I get this cookbook that "dinosaur" is even IN a recipe title?

Goosey: Maryam: LOL

Sentynel: Maryam: 65 million years ago?

Goosey: "Chili Herbed Pesto"

Goosey: Isn't "herbed pesto" kind of redundant?

Maryam: The chili kind of throws you for a loop there though.

Goosey: "Magic Tuna"

Maryam: Goosey: Ooh, if you throw it back, do you get three wishes?

Maryam: "Secret Baked" It's a secret what's being baked.

Sentynel: Also, I'd just like to note that I'm trying to play a very serious video game, and this window on my second monitor keeps cracking me up.

Maryam: "Lemonade Salmon"

Goosey: That actually sounds good

Maryam: "Golden-Topped Fingers"

Goosey: That does not

Goosey: "Broccoli-stuffed Ratatouille"

Maryam: LOL, how do you stuff ratatouille?

Goosey: NO IDEA

Goosey: "Lasagna Hair Soup" LOL!!

Maryam: EWW LOL

Goosey: "Grilled Baked &"

Maryam: Haha, I like that one.

Goosey: "Mushroom with Stew" So . . . A big mushroom in a bowl of stew?

Maryam: "Better Twist" YOU BETTER DO IT.

Maryam: "Potato Potato Sour"

TalkingDog: Two potatoes and a lemon?

Goosey: "Cobb Salad Cream Salad Salad" LOL!

Maryam: "Stuffed Creamed Beans"

Maryam: LOL nice.

Goosey: How do you stuff a bean?

Randy: very carefully

Maryam: That's even harder than stuffing ratatouille!

Maryam: "Death Coffee Cake"

Goosey: Cake or Death? YES

Goosey: "Classic Triple Pie Pie"

Goosey: LOL

LaZorra: THAT IS ONLY DOUBLE PIE

Maryam: I believe a triple pie pie would be a sextuple pie.