Star Wars Questions

ThePhan: Heh. My boyfriend is a nerd. He recently got a lightsaber as a present from his family, and he brought it along on our walk and kept hitting bushes and trees with it and talking about how much he loves it.
TalkingDog: I want a lightsaber!
Randy: yeah, me too
TalkingDog: What color did he get?
TalkingDog: I want blue.
ThePhan: TD: Blue. But he also has a red one at home that he has informed me he's bringing back so we can fight together.
TalkingDog: Woo!
TalkingDog: "Darth Phan" could be a good Sith name.
TalkingDog: I wonder where Luke learned to make a lightsaber.
Maryam: He went to the library?
TalkingDog: Maybe. But the Emperor had wiped out all recorded knowledge of the Force by that point. Or so I heard.
Randy: I think the books about the in-between the movie stuff mentions holocubes or something.
Maryam: I wonder why they don't have a blue Luke one available.
TalkingDog: Luke's blue saber was Anakin's.
Maryam: Oh, that's a good point.
SirDude: I feel like I could be contributing something if I knew more about Star Wars
LaZorra: What I want to know is how he ended up with a normal name like "Luke."
TalkingDog: Hehe.
LaZorra: Or maybe that sounds really exotic in the Star Wars universe.
Maryam: The fewer syllables for Padme to gasp out while dying, the better.
Maryam: It's just coincidental it sounds like an Earth name.
LaZorra: haha
Maryam: Or maybe she was trying to say, "Look, quit bothering me with those squalling kids and get me some treatment here."
Maryam: But all she could get out was a weird-sounding "Look".
Randy: LOL
LaZorra: LOL
ThePhan: He got off lucky. If she had gotten further into her sentence, his name could have been Lukewitbawthor.
Maryam: LOL